I'm not like them, but I can pretend
The day is done and I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy
I'm so lonely but that's ok I'll shoot myself
And I'm not sad
I'm so happy cuz today I found my friends
They're in my head
I should have stayed away from friends
I should have had more time to spend
I should have died when I was born
I'm so screwd up
And I know that's bad
But I'm not sad
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
I finally came to my senses and I'm writing again
You always laughed at my tragedies
now that it's happening to you
You're searching for a helping hand
I don't think anyone is gonna lend you that
Like my friends did for me
You see, fame and money don't buy happiness
It's nice for once to watch someone like youlose control
Just to watch you cling to life by the tips of your teeth
Sellling out your friends and stabbing them in the back does not pay off well in the end
But that's something that you are, something that I'm not
So I'm gonna lend you my helping hand for one last time
And I know you're gonna forget about it and forget me too
Like you always do
I'll hold on to that moment cuz I bled my heart out for you, and I won't let it go
Can't you understand? Who helped me up when I fell? Who raised their helping hands for me?
My friends
When you stumble and fall again, you won't find anyone to help you up
And the memories will come back to you
Finally, you'll come crawling back to me saying "I am nothing without you".
now that it's happening to you
You're searching for a helping hand
I don't think anyone is gonna lend you that
Like my friends did for me
You see, fame and money don't buy happiness
It's nice for once to watch someone like youlose control
Just to watch you cling to life by the tips of your teeth
Sellling out your friends and stabbing them in the back does not pay off well in the end
But that's something that you are, something that I'm not
So I'm gonna lend you my helping hand for one last time
And I know you're gonna forget about it and forget me too
Like you always do
I'll hold on to that moment cuz I bled my heart out for you, and I won't let it go
Can't you understand? Who helped me up when I fell? Who raised their helping hands for me?
My friends
When you stumble and fall again, you won't find anyone to help you up
And the memories will come back to you
Finally, you'll come crawling back to me saying "I am nothing without you".
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
Are you REALLY a man??
People get confused between a male and a man.
In my opinion, a male is a person with a penis but a man is someone truthful, reliable, good, kind... and other nice things.
Now every male calls himself a man.
If you fight all the time and get yourself into trouble, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
LOL If you're hairy doesn't mean that you're a man
And if you're well built, that also doesn't mean that you're a man
If you hit you're wife, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you run away from your problems and fear, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you think of yourself a a king and everyone around you are below you, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you cheat and lie your way in everything, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you hang out with the "popular guys" just cuz they're popular, FUCK YOU
In my opinion, a male is a person with a penis but a man is someone truthful, reliable, good, kind... and other nice things.
Now every male calls himself a man.
If you fight all the time and get yourself into trouble, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
LOL If you're hairy doesn't mean that you're a man
And if you're well built, that also doesn't mean that you're a man
If you hit you're wife, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you run away from your problems and fear, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you think of yourself a a king and everyone around you are below you, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you cheat and lie your way in everything, YOU'RE NOT A MAN
If you hang out with the "popular guys" just cuz they're popular, FUCK YOU
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Oh, yesterday was a great day in Al-Anjal school history...
There was a great fight during recess w kan fee 12 huge guys on 2 weaklings!! and 6 teachers trying to stop them but they couldn't, hehehe
One of them hot a black eye, one broke his arm. The 2 weaklings got a bloody mouth, nose, the whol face actually, and ripped thobes.
It was unfair ofcourse but I enjoyed watching them :D
ALL of them got maf9ooleen... w we are in the middle of exams now :S
Speaking of which, I got a 9 out of 10 in chemistry and 5abba9t in fi8h
There was a great fight during recess w kan fee 12 huge guys on 2 weaklings!! and 6 teachers trying to stop them but they couldn't, hehehe
One of them hot a black eye, one broke his arm. The 2 weaklings got a bloody mouth, nose, the whol face actually, and ripped thobes.
It was unfair ofcourse but I enjoyed watching them :D
ALL of them got maf9ooleen... w we are in the middle of exams now :S
Speaking of which, I got a 9 out of 10 in chemistry and 5abba9t in fi8h
Sunday, October 21, 2007
In my hour of need, you're always there
Now it's time for me to be there for you too
I want to stay with you, mom
Stand beside yo in everything
I want to hold you and never let go
Fight away all of your fears
I'll be there for you, when you walk through the fire
I'll be there for you, when the flames get higher
I love you
Dad... I will stab you in your sleep
Make a wound so very deep
You can't see me but I can see you
I know you love but I really hate you
Cuz of all the shit you put her through
I don't want you to die, I just want you to suffer
Like we did
I want to watch you rot in the deepest darkest pit of hell
Being a fraud can only last so long, you should know
Now it's time for me to be there for you too
I want to stay with you, mom
Stand beside yo in everything
I want to hold you and never let go
Fight away all of your fears
I'll be there for you, when you walk through the fire
I'll be there for you, when the flames get higher
I love you
Dad... I will stab you in your sleep
Make a wound so very deep
You can't see me but I can see you
I know you love but I really hate you
Cuz of all the shit you put her through
I don't want you to die, I just want you to suffer
Like we did
I want to watch you rot in the deepest darkest pit of hell
Being a fraud can only last so long, you should know
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
I'M F***ING GOING CRAZY!!
OUR F***ING PHYSICS TEACHER F***ING TOLD US TO MAKE A F***ING BA7TH ON ANYTHING IN PHYSICS!!
AND I CAN'T FIND SHIT!!
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 3 HOURS AND I'VE FINALLY STOPPED!! F*** HIM AND F*** THE 2 F***ING GRADES THAT I'LL GET IF I F***ING DO IT!!
F*** PHYSICS, F*** THE INTERNET, F*** GOOGLE, F*** THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GOOGLE, AND F*** NEUTIN (OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH SON OF A B@@@@ MOTHERF@@@ER A$$@@@@ AAAAAAH
FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*breathes heavily*
I'm fine now
OUR F***ING PHYSICS TEACHER F***ING TOLD US TO MAKE A F***ING BA7TH ON ANYTHING IN PHYSICS!!
AND I CAN'T FIND SHIT!!
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 3 HOURS AND I'VE FINALLY STOPPED!! F*** HIM AND F*** THE 2 F***ING GRADES THAT I'LL GET IF I F***ING DO IT!!
F*** PHYSICS, F*** THE INTERNET, F*** GOOGLE, F*** THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GOOGLE, AND F*** NEUTIN (OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH SON OF A B@@@@ MOTHERF@@@ER A$$@@@@ AAAAAAH
FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*breathes heavily*
I'm fine now
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
In my darkest hour- Megadeth
In my hour of need
ha! no, you're not there...
and though I reached out for you
wouldn't lend a hand.
َ.
Through the darkest hour
grace did not shine on me.
.
It feels so cold, very cold
no one cares for me.
.
Did you ever think I get lonely ?
did you ever think that I needed love ?
did you ever think to stop thinking ?
you're the only one that I'm thinking of...
.
You'll never know how hard I tried
to find my space and satisfy you too.
Things will be better when I'm dead and gone
don't try to understand, knowing you I'm probably wrong.
But, oh, how I lived my life for you!
.
still you'd turn away
now as I die for you,
my flesh still crawls, as I breathe your name
all these years I thought I was wrong
now I know it was you!
.
Raise you head, raise your face your eyes
tell me, who you think you are?
.
I walk, I walk alone
into the promised land.
There's a better place for mebut it's far, far away
.
Everlasting life for me
in a perfect world
but I gotta die first,please god send me on my way !
.
Time has a way of taking time,
Loneliness is not only felt be fools.
Alone I call to ease the pain,
yearning to be held by you.
.
Alone so alone, I'm lost
Consumed by the pain
the pain, the pain, the pain.
.
Won't you hold me again?
And you just laughed, ha! ha! Bitch !
My whole life is work built on the past
but the time has come when all things shall pass
this good thing passed away.
.
In my darkest hour
Saturday, September 22, 2007
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
Suddenly I feel like i'm this galeel adab ass
There's this guy who works in a place called Game Track and this guy is a friend of mine, but I've been ignoring him for about 5 days now because I don't really feel like hanging out with him, and he has been calling me once everyday since and now I really feel bad for ignoring him, and I want to give him a good excuse but I hate lying to him :S
I think I'll tell him that my grandfather(who passed min zaman) died 4 days ago...
Should I say it wala la2?!
There's this guy who works in a place called Game Track and this guy is a friend of mine, but I've been ignoring him for about 5 days now because I don't really feel like hanging out with him, and he has been calling me once everyday since and now I really feel bad for ignoring him, and I want to give him a good excuse but I hate lying to him :S
I think I'll tell him that my grandfather(who passed min zaman) died 4 days ago...
Should I say it wala la2?!
Monday, September 10, 2007
My Biggest Mistake
Regret has become some kind of habit of mine, and is something I really hate about myself.
I always do something big or small, good or bad it doesn't matter I always regret doing it and I think I made a really bad decision and I've been beating myself about it.
I stayed in Jeddah instead of going to highschool in Malaysia, I think I would've been a stronger and better person.
I might be better in English and I would always count on myself...
I'm hoping, I'm praying that I have made the right decision.
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School started a few days ago and it's not too bad, 1st year of highschool seems ok
I hope I get good grades :/
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Hebz, why no more posts???
I always do something big or small, good or bad it doesn't matter I always regret doing it and I think I made a really bad decision and I've been beating myself about it.
I stayed in Jeddah instead of going to highschool in Malaysia, I think I would've been a stronger and better person.
I might be better in English and I would always count on myself...
I'm hoping, I'm praying that I have made the right decision.
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School started a few days ago and it's not too bad, 1st year of highschool seems ok
I hope I get good grades :/
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Hebz, why no more posts???
Monday, August 27, 2007
Malaysia truely MY ASS!!
Well, Malaysia isn't the way I expected it to be :(
Everyone said that I'll have fun except one person, and that person was right...
It's either Malaysia is stupid or I go to the wrong places, I can't find the CDs n DVDs I want
FUCK MALAYSIA, I hope it burns... lamman arja3 Jeddah inshalla
And just to make my trip more sucky... my dad and brother are always makin' fun of everything I do, HEY I like going out alone, why the fuck do you care???
I like going out alone without knowing where I'm going and just do whatever the hell I want!!
And right now, I sitting in a lounge in the hotel lobby for the free wireless :P and they have this ragga9a (Egyptian dancer) that is very stupid and everyone is staring at her (even the staff) How do Malaysians like this kind of thing :S:S w msha'3ileen Egyptian music... I want to throw up
w fee Linkin Park fil TV bas ma76oo6 mute :(
Bored as hell, I need someone to talk to :(
UPDATE AFTER A FEW SECONDS!!!
the dancer is sitting next to me and she is yelling at the staff... loooooooool
Everyone said that I'll have fun except one person, and that person was right...
It's either Malaysia is stupid or I go to the wrong places, I can't find the CDs n DVDs I want
FUCK MALAYSIA, I hope it burns... lamman arja3 Jeddah inshalla
And just to make my trip more sucky... my dad and brother are always makin' fun of everything I do, HEY I like going out alone, why the fuck do you care???
I like going out alone without knowing where I'm going and just do whatever the hell I want!!
And right now, I sitting in a lounge in the hotel lobby for the free wireless :P and they have this ragga9a (Egyptian dancer) that is very stupid and everyone is staring at her (even the staff) How do Malaysians like this kind of thing :S:S w msha'3ileen Egyptian music... I want to throw up
w fee Linkin Park fil TV bas ma76oo6 mute :(
Bored as hell, I need someone to talk to :(
UPDATE AFTER A FEW SECONDS!!!
the dancer is sitting next to me and she is yelling at the staff... loooooooool
Monday, August 13, 2007
*takes deep breath*...
I bought new glasses, goin' to Malaysia tomorrow inshalla, gonna miss alot of people, might not blog there but I'll try to, my head really hurts, goin' to Casper & Gambini's for breakfast with friends at 8:30 a.m to say goodbye, I forgot to pack my bag so I'll do it in the morning inshalla, want to buy alot of stuff but I have a really tight budget lil2asaf...
*breathes heavily*
I bought new glasses, goin' to Malaysia tomorrow inshalla, gonna miss alot of people, might not blog there but I'll try to, my head really hurts, goin' to Casper & Gambini's for breakfast with friends at 8:30 a.m to say goodbye, I forgot to pack my bag so I'll do it in the morning inshalla, want to buy alot of stuff but I have a really tight budget lil2asaf...
*breathes heavily*
Thursday, August 2, 2007
I have two brothers, one is going to collage in Malaysia and the other is turning 2 thanawi but he also wants to go to school in Malaysia, and my dad suggested that I go with them :S:S highschool and collage but I don't want to...
I know that Malaysia is great but I already have a life here and there are people I'll miss and things I want to do here and people I want to meet
I don't know what to do... what do ya think??
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Weird most stupid dream
I felt it was real... but a bit blurry.
I was at an outdoor party (all grown ups) they didnt have faces (dunno why) and there were these stairs that lead to know where, really high... I saw my friend (who is currently in China)and his cousins siting on the stairs (they weren't really high but ppl couldnt see them)
anyhoo, i ran up those stairs, sat with them and suddenly I saw ourselfes smoking weed :S:S:S:S
A whole lot of it!!!... at first I felt that it was real, I kept telling myself that I'm an idiot and a jackass but when I woke up I realized that it was just a dream... and i dont know why i dont know why ashtahet weed :S:S:S:S
So I had a cup of tea with milk, turned on the computer, checked my e-mail and writing this post...
I was at an outdoor party (all grown ups) they didnt have faces (dunno why) and there were these stairs that lead to know where, really high... I saw my friend (who is currently in China)and his cousins siting on the stairs (they weren't really high but ppl couldnt see them)
anyhoo, i ran up those stairs, sat with them and suddenly I saw ourselfes smoking weed :S:S:S:S
A whole lot of it!!!... at first I felt that it was real, I kept telling myself that I'm an idiot and a jackass but when I woke up I realized that it was just a dream... and i dont know why i dont know why ashtahet weed :S:S:S:S
So I had a cup of tea with milk, turned on the computer, checked my e-mail and writing this post...
Sunday, June 24, 2007
TA'3D :'( many gadir a'97ak
A Available or single – Available :D
B Best friend - A7mad, 3abdilra7man w m7ammad :P you dont know them
C Cake or pie - Cake
D Dance or exercise - Exerdance
E Essential item - Mobile and tv
F Favourite color -Black
G Gummy bears or worms - Worms
H Home town- Jeddah
I Indulgence - ook
J January or February - February
K kids - Love'm
L Life -Sucks
M Marriage - I wish!
N Number of siblings - 2
O Oranges or Apples -Wala wa7ed
P Phobias - All animals and insects
Q Favourite quote - :S
R Reason to smile - My mom
S Season - Winter
T Tag 3 people - Hebz, Fishy, Chicku
U Unknown fact about me - I hate my family
V/W Worst habit - Listening to music of singing bi6areega moo 6abee3yya :S
X/Y Your favourite food - Baik
Z Zodiac - Libra
B Best friend - A7mad, 3abdilra7man w m7ammad :P you dont know them
C Cake or pie - Cake
D Dance or exercise - Exerdance
E Essential item - Mobile and tv
F Favourite color -Black
G Gummy bears or worms - Worms
H Home town- Jeddah
I Indulgence - ook
J January or February - February
K kids - Love'm
L Life -Sucks
M Marriage - I wish!
N Number of siblings - 2
O Oranges or Apples -Wala wa7ed
P Phobias - All animals and insects
Q Favourite quote - :S
R Reason to smile - My mom
S Season - Winter
T Tag 3 people - Hebz, Fishy, Chicku
U Unknown fact about me - I hate my family
V/W Worst habit - Listening to music of singing bi6areega moo 6abee3yya :S
X/Y Your favourite food - Baik
Z Zodiac - Libra
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Pix...
These are my "see no Evil, hear no Evil, speak no Evil" Chinese monkeys :D
Before it was mine...
I found this in our living room, asked everybody on our house where it came from ad who did it belong to... Nobody knew!
And now it belongs to ME because I took it!
And I Love it :D
Dunno why I took a Black & White picture of it though :s
Dunno why I took a Black & White picture of it though :s
These are my Electric guitar and my mini amplifire :D
Still dunno how to play...YET!
I painted this at school :D
I took this sick picture of myself when I was studying :P
My house (from the back)
My house (front)
My car :D
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My favorite cousin drew this on my back... I love her :D
My cousins son... So cute
Mirinda.. Dunno which flavor :s
But it looks great
A 156 S.R gift wrap ONLY!!!
Paper Moon al-na99abeen >:(
Our English teacher, loool
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Last Day Fag3a... Gone Wrong!!
Awwal shay I have to say is that my friends got me an electric guitar for my birthdat (along time ago)...
Last night my friend (yasser) called me and invited me to his house and asked me if I could bring my guitar... Ofcourse I agreed...
So this morning (Wendesday) my friends and I went to bigala (ba8ala :P) and when all of us gathered, we called our yasser a million times 'till he answerd cuz he was asleep, almohim inno we went to his house...
He made us breakfast (pancakes :P) it kind of sucked :(:(
Anyway, we played a little guitar, had a little fun when my brother called... Galbi 5aram serwaly w 6a7 3al ar'9...
I answered...
He said: ABDULILAH BSOR3A TA3AL ALBAIT 3ASHAN BABA 3IRIF INNO INTA FE BAIT YASSER...
Me: KADDAB, OK YALLA BYE BYE BYE
I hung up fast and called the driver told him to pick me up...
My brother called again...
Me: NA3AAAAM?????
Him: Leh gaffalt bsor3a???
Me: Esh teb'3a?????????? :@:@
Him: Kont bamza7 ma3ak ma 3irif...
ME ya 7ayawan ya kalb...
Called the driver told him to stay home...
Had more fun when my dad called!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt answer, quickly called the driver to pick me up...
Dad called again and again... Didn't answer.
Bas w when the driver came I quickly packed my things and ran downstairs, jumped in the car.
"YALLA BSOR3A" I yelled at the driver.
He said: baba kallamny w sa2alny fen abdulilah... ana goltallo fil-madrasa... howa gool LA TIKZIB...ba3den ana gol 7akeeka (7a8ee8a:P) ana gool howa bait yasser.
Me: LEH???? YOOOOO DA77EEN 7AT'HAZZAAAAA2.
My dad called me and I answered...
Dad: FENAK????? :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@
ME:fil-sayyara...
Dad: W MEEN AZANLAK INNO TROO7 BAIT 9A7BAK??? :@:@:@:@:@:@:@
Me:a...
He hung up.
So I thought of a lie to tell him :P:P
When I arrived home I left the guitar in the car (so he wouldnt see it)
I told him " ana kont fil-madrasa w ba3den ro7t 3nd yasser 3ashan a5od al-malzama 7aggati..."
He said: OK :@:@
bas w I took the guitar when he got out of the house...
Last night my friend (yasser) called me and invited me to his house and asked me if I could bring my guitar... Ofcourse I agreed...
So this morning (Wendesday) my friends and I went to bigala (ba8ala :P) and when all of us gathered, we called our yasser a million times 'till he answerd cuz he was asleep, almohim inno we went to his house...
He made us breakfast (pancakes :P) it kind of sucked :(:(
Anyway, we played a little guitar, had a little fun when my brother called... Galbi 5aram serwaly w 6a7 3al ar'9...
I answered...
He said: ABDULILAH BSOR3A TA3AL ALBAIT 3ASHAN BABA 3IRIF INNO INTA FE BAIT YASSER...
Me: KADDAB, OK YALLA BYE BYE BYE
I hung up fast and called the driver told him to pick me up...
My brother called again...
Me: NA3AAAAM?????
Him: Leh gaffalt bsor3a???
Me: Esh teb'3a?????????? :@:@
Him: Kont bamza7 ma3ak ma 3irif...
ME ya 7ayawan ya kalb...
Called the driver told him to stay home...
Had more fun when my dad called!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didnt answer, quickly called the driver to pick me up...
Dad called again and again... Didn't answer.
Bas w when the driver came I quickly packed my things and ran downstairs, jumped in the car.
"YALLA BSOR3A" I yelled at the driver.
He said: baba kallamny w sa2alny fen abdulilah... ana goltallo fil-madrasa... howa gool LA TIKZIB...ba3den ana gol 7akeeka (7a8ee8a:P) ana gool howa bait yasser.
Me: LEH???? YOOOOO DA77EEN 7AT'HAZZAAAAA2.
My dad called me and I answered...
Dad: FENAK????? :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@
ME:fil-sayyara...
Dad: W MEEN AZANLAK INNO TROO7 BAIT 9A7BAK??? :@:@:@:@:@:@:@
Me:a...
He hung up.
So I thought of a lie to tell him :P:P
When I arrived home I left the guitar in the car (so he wouldnt see it)
I told him " ana kont fil-madrasa w ba3den ro7t 3nd yasser 3ashan a5od al-malzama 7aggati..."
He said: OK :@:@
bas w I took the guitar when he got out of the house...
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Yom alfag3a :P
This morning when school started I went directly to the bigala (or as najdi ppl say ba8ala :P) My friends and I stayed there for about 30 minutes (It's like a hangout place before or after school) then we went to SHE5 MANGOOSH :p by foot cuz it's near our school (that's the best place in the world for manageesh) we had breakfast then went to an internet cafe (also near school) stayed there 'till 4th period, after that we went to school wagt al fos7a... no one noticed that we were missing w faj2a jeena fil-fos7a :P:P
We took Math then skipped the other classes... again fil bigala (ba8ala :P)
bas w I returned home feeling like crap min kotr al7ar :'(
The important thing is I had a good time
(My first time staying ALL DAY outside school)
We took Math then skipped the other classes... again fil bigala (ba8ala :P)
bas w I returned home feeling like crap min kotr al7ar :'(
The important thing is I had a good time
(My first time staying ALL DAY outside school)
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Ti'3la6 3alayya w kaman you give me the silent treatment!!...
What kind of a stupid person are you??? To do that to your own flesh and blood??
W 7atta law you hate me No one does that to thier little brothers!
You think that you're hurting me??? Well, you're NOT. I dont give a shit about you or what you do.
And if you hate the feeling that I HATE YOU well fuck you. yes...FUCK YOU!!
And I heard that you are planning on going "Taf7ee6" (wala whatever you call it) with your friends... I hope inno tingalib 3alekom al-sayyara w tin7argoo!!
Anyway, I'm fine now :D
What kind of a stupid person are you??? To do that to your own flesh and blood??
W 7atta law you hate me No one does that to thier little brothers!
You think that you're hurting me??? Well, you're NOT. I dont give a shit about you or what you do.
And if you hate the feeling that I HATE YOU well fuck you. yes...FUCK YOU!!
And I heard that you are planning on going "Taf7ee6" (wala whatever you call it) with your friends... I hope inno tingalib 3alekom al-sayyara w tin7argoo!!
Anyway, I'm fine now :D
Monday, April 30, 2007
Jokes you might like
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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Ok, this one is a bit complicated so try to keep up :P
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
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After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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Ok, this one is a bit complicated so try to keep up :P
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
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After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
Saturday, April 28, 2007
I never knew it was a bad thing
I just realized something about me... And it makes me look like an idiot or a doormatt.
I'm a people pleaser, I can never say no to anyone! Lidarajat inno I can get in trouble for it.
Marra, we had an English test w my friend didn't study so he asked to solve my paper -but not write my name- then we switch papers... I said yes!!!! then I thought "WTF... I just agree'd to do something so bad that if the teacher saw us he would give me a 0 on the test" I freaked out.
Then, when the test started...I was sweating...my heart pounding really hard...my hand started shaking, anyway I finished the test without writing my name, I looked at my friend and he looked at me...the class was silent. I nodded my head (doing that made me feel like i was a secret agent on a mission or sumthin' :P) he raised his hand. "what the hell are you doing????" I thought to myself. "Ostaz, momkin a36y nagadi malzama???" He said. The teacher said "ok".
so I reached my hand and took it ( i had a very weird look on my face cuz i didnt know what was going on, he looooled but the teacher didnt notice... thank god) almohim, When I put the malzama on the table I looked at him whispering "where is the paper??" he pointed at the malzama looking nervouse N' stuff cuz he didnt have a paper on his desk, so I feaked out and quickly grabbed my paper and gave it to him and the whole class saw me do that bas al7amdillah alOstaz ma shaf :D:D and finally we switched pens and I finished solving the other paper exactly when the bell rang!!
Anyway, I will never say yes to ANYONE anymore
I'm a people pleaser, I can never say no to anyone! Lidarajat inno I can get in trouble for it.
Marra, we had an English test w my friend didn't study so he asked to solve my paper -but not write my name- then we switch papers... I said yes!!!! then I thought "WTF... I just agree'd to do something so bad that if the teacher saw us he would give me a 0 on the test" I freaked out.
Then, when the test started...I was sweating...my heart pounding really hard...my hand started shaking, anyway I finished the test without writing my name, I looked at my friend and he looked at me...the class was silent. I nodded my head (doing that made me feel like i was a secret agent on a mission or sumthin' :P) he raised his hand. "what the hell are you doing????" I thought to myself. "Ostaz, momkin a36y nagadi malzama???" He said. The teacher said "ok".
so I reached my hand and took it ( i had a very weird look on my face cuz i didnt know what was going on, he looooled but the teacher didnt notice... thank god) almohim, When I put the malzama on the table I looked at him whispering "where is the paper??" he pointed at the malzama looking nervouse N' stuff cuz he didnt have a paper on his desk, so I feaked out and quickly grabbed my paper and gave it to him and the whole class saw me do that bas al7amdillah alOstaz ma shaf :D:D and finally we switched pens and I finished solving the other paper exactly when the bell rang!!
Anyway, I will never say yes to ANYONE anymore
Saturday, April 14, 2007
LEAVE HIM
He's short, skinny, and weak. -Let's call him "that guy"-
A friend of mine told me about him, he said that "that guy" is living with his father and his mother and younger brother are living at his grandmother's because his parents are divorced.
Anyway, (I really felt sorry for him) his father always drinks in front of him!! ye6alli3 algaroora w yeshrab goddamoo!!!!yel3an aboo
AND AND he brings prostitutes home with him, w 3ady infront of his kid!!!!
He said that he can hear their voices while they're ****ing, Damn it he can hear the bitch moan and sigh!!!! so he would go to the car and cry his eyes out then he goes to his grandmother's -where his mother is- and when the "DAD" finishes he goes and gets his son from their.
There's no escaping him... miskeen :'''(
Monday, March 26, 2007
My mother passed away, that's when I started cutting myself, making myself bleed real bad. I can't stop remembering all the good times we had, everytime I felt bad she would comfort me and make me smile again. But sadly I've lost her, I've lost the only person that cared about me, the only person that stood with me in every problem i've been in.
My dad is a drunk edgy person who always yells at me and beats me up after our loss, and I'm with him everyday.
I always wished that he would just leave me alone, atleast it's better than staying with him.
The hurt he gives me never heals, he just beats me up more and more...
And then it came to me, runaway... that was the only way out of this horrible nightmare, but where??? Who am I going to live with?? Where can I get money???
But I did nothing, I just sat in my room thinking about how to get out of this fucking house.
One night I went out to get some bread for dinner and when I came home, the door was already open and saw beer bottles, bloody clothes and broken glass on the ground.
"What the hell did he do??" I thought to myself, then I heard a woman's scream coming from his bedroom, that really terrified me.
So I tip-toed to his room trying not to make a sound, I peaked through the door and I saw him raping an innocent looking woman, I was petrified and my body was shaking, "Damn it, move" in my head, I was paralyzed from that sight.
After a couple of minutes-that seemed like to hours- My body finally moved, so I tryed to call the cops but he heard my voice, he ran in my direction with his pants around his waist "what are you doing???" He yelled. I just stood infront of him trembling in fear "Who are you calling???" then he punched me in the face ...
-To Be Continued !!
Tara I wrote this because I am really bored
My dad is a drunk edgy person who always yells at me and beats me up after our loss, and I'm with him everyday.
I always wished that he would just leave me alone, atleast it's better than staying with him.
The hurt he gives me never heals, he just beats me up more and more...
And then it came to me, runaway... that was the only way out of this horrible nightmare, but where??? Who am I going to live with?? Where can I get money???
But I did nothing, I just sat in my room thinking about how to get out of this fucking house.
One night I went out to get some bread for dinner and when I came home, the door was already open and saw beer bottles, bloody clothes and broken glass on the ground.
"What the hell did he do??" I thought to myself, then I heard a woman's scream coming from his bedroom, that really terrified me.
So I tip-toed to his room trying not to make a sound, I peaked through the door and I saw him raping an innocent looking woman, I was petrified and my body was shaking, "Damn it, move" in my head, I was paralyzed from that sight.
After a couple of minutes-that seemed like to hours- My body finally moved, so I tryed to call the cops but he heard my voice, he ran in my direction with his pants around his waist "what are you doing???" He yelled. I just stood infront of him trembling in fear "Who are you calling???" then he punched me in the face ...
-To Be Continued !!
Tara I wrote this because I am really bored
Friday, March 23, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
Some people just suck
I promised myself that my previous blog would be my last, and after 4 posts some asshole somehow figured out my password and changed it... or I was the one who changed it and then forgot.
Anyway, I really really hope that this would be the last blog and it would be so great that people start blogging because of it :P:P eventhough it's impossible but can't a guy dream??
P.S: Can anyone tell me what "P.S" means??
And if anyone thinks that the template is too girly of too happy, tell me :D
Anyway, I really really hope that this would be the last blog and it would be so great that people start blogging because of it :P:P eventhough it's impossible but can't a guy dream??
P.S: Can anyone tell me what "P.S" means??
And if anyone thinks that the template is too girly of too happy, tell me :D
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